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Post anything funny here that you've seen around the web.

Product longevity: My old broom still works well after 25 years. Only had 17 new heads and 12 new handles.
 

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That's just mean. Let animals enjoy their ignorant bliss. Didn't like the bit where they were pleased that they'd stressed it out.

Or is this all a spoof?
 

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Well, it’s from The Onion so one would assume satire by default but in this new reality where up is down and nothing makes sense, I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion starts pivoting into actual news so insane you’d never believe it except that’s the rub, it’s actually true.
 

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The Onion, 100% spoof then and a pretty good one.

I used to read that website a lot until it went behind a paywall. Same with The Daily Mash. Big shame.
 

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Sometimes they predict the future. They had an article during the previous US president about the nuclear briefcase going missing, and it was in the Mur-A-Lago.
 

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Providing further insight into modern eating habits, a study published Monday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University found that a majority of Americans no longer bother to unwrap their hamburgers before eating them...

In comparison to a similar survey conducted in 1973, modern hamburger eaters were six times more likely to engage in the practice, claiming that the paper “would only slow [them] down.” “A quarter of those who dove right into the burger, paper and all, never seemed to notice the wrapper was even there."
 
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