Recent content by Ian

<looks for the puke emoji>

It's funny to think of Trump, Starmer, Putin etc must all at times sit on the pot and think "OMG what did I eat to make THAT". Or "Christ that's rank". Or "I'm gonna need 15 minutes just to wipe this". Or, in Trump's case, "Why did I knock down the half of the White House that had the best bidet...

Laboured.

<puerilemode> Wifey and I were discussing what world leaders' poo would be like. Trump's would be diarrhoer-ish. Putin's would be large manly logs. Netanyahu's would be "yellow" </puerilemode>

Trump is usually a comedy baddie, but this is fucking wicked, and not in a good sense. As I believe, it's up to Iran what they do with their strait (regardless of how much I detest their own ideologies), just as it is up to the US what they charge as tariffs, or how much Canada charge for maple...

Ok let's take the intelligence DOWN a notch. If you were to bestow a minor inconvenience on Trump, what would it be. Just one boys and girls, play fair! 1. Urinary OR faecal incontinence 2. He involuntarily burps or drools every 15 minutes 3. Whenever he lies, he twitches uncontrollably 4...

By special request :-)

So very true.

I expect he looks like that blimp that floated over London during his first term

A belated welcome Danky and all new members. I don't come on here that often (Retro nags me about this) - I have 2156 tabs open at this current moment and have to suspend most of them to operate. My sessions info has never been more important

The Nick Clegg story! (NSFW)

An old favourite Very rude

Working for BA, I got quite sentimental when the last Concordes flew. My wife to me: It's just a lump of metal Me to wifey: So was your engagement ring

These are brilliant. My wife is Dutch and language is a large part of our humour. I actually invented a Dutch joke: Man goes into a pharmacy with a cough, says "Have you any menthol" Pharmacist says "Yeah sure. You have a cough?" Man: "Ja CRAKKKKKKH" (My idea was: Means Yeah right, as well as...

The first one reminded me of this - same bass line