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    What happened to the Concordes?

    Working for BA, I got quite sentimental when the last Concordes flew. My wife to me: It's just a lump of metal Me to wifey: So was your engagement ring
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    Dutch memes thread! 🇳🇱

    These are brilliant. My wife is Dutch and language is a large part of our humour. I actually invented a Dutch joke: Man goes into a pharmacy with a cough, says "Have you any menthol" Pharmacist says "Yeah sure. You have a cough?" Man: "Ja CRAKKKKKKH" (My idea was: Means Yeah right, as well as...
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    Morozoff - Superjet

    The first one reminded me of this - same bass line
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    General Funnies

    Me: There's a dying man in our garden, I think he was stabbed. Police: (deafening silence) Me: There's a dying (insert racial or homophobic slur here) in our garden, I think he was stabbed. Police: Would be around to arrest me before I disconnected the call
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    General Funnies

    I interpreted it more as general stupidity
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    General Funnies

    That made me think of the Basil Fawlty response: "Not funny? Well, err, pithy I suppose". *smack*
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    Stan LePard - Velkommen (Windows Welcome Music)

    This might just combine the NZ liking of Retro stuff and pure trance.....!
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    General Funnies

    While this is certainly funny, I found this a bit too near the knuckle for my liking
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    General Funnies

    ..... and seconds before he took the bullet, he was answering a question on gun law
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    CAMSPIRE - The Judgement

    Happy to oblige!
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    CAMSPIRE - The Judgement

    Good man, yes it does end suddenly. I looked for other versions on YT but only found one where the melody segues into a beat for several minutes, so I prefer the version I posted
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    CAMSPIRE - The Judgement

    Nice - like an Ibiza Sept 90s wind down track. @Retro Here'e the banger I was talking about
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    London pub introduces "optional" service charge for drinks bought at the bar

    I wouldn't mind so much if the drinks weren't ridiculously priced in the first place. Anyway as it's optional, you can opt out.
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    90s Dance Hits

    2 Unlimited had some great tracks, but surely their best is Let The Beat Control Your Body. It just makes you want to dance. Fast.
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    Online friends vs real life friends

    Some interesting thoughts here, so thought I'd add my tuppence-worth. My definition of friendships has changed over the years, as a shy 20 something I would say I only had 2-3 very close friends, and some acquaintances. Nowadays as an ambivert 56 yo, I have a few very close friends, a wider...
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