Recent content by Ian

Ok let's take the intelligence DOWN a notch. If you were to bestow a minor inconvenience on Trump, what would it be. Just one boys and girls, play fair! 1. Urinary OR faecal incontinence 2. He involuntarily burps or drools every 15 minutes 3. Whenever he lies, he twitches uncontrollably 4...

By special request :-)

So very true.

I expect he looks like that blimp that floated over London during his first term

A belated welcome Danky and all new members. I don't come on here that often (Retro nags me about this) - I have 2156 tabs open at this current moment and have to suspend most of them to operate. My sessions info has never been more important

The Nick Clegg story! (NSFW)

An old favourite Very rude

Working for BA, I got quite sentimental when the last Concordes flew. My wife to me: It's just a lump of metal Me to wifey: So was your engagement ring

These are brilliant. My wife is Dutch and language is a large part of our humour. I actually invented a Dutch joke: Man goes into a pharmacy with a cough, says "Have you any menthol" Pharmacist says "Yeah sure. You have a cough?" Man: "Ja CRAKKKKKKH" (My idea was: Means Yeah right, as well as...

The first one reminded me of this - same bass line

Me: There's a dying man in our garden, I think he was stabbed. Police: (deafening silence) Me: There's a dying (insert racial or homophobic slur here) in our garden, I think he was stabbed. Police: Would be around to arrest me before I disconnected the call

I interpreted it more as general stupidity

That made me think of the Basil Fawlty response: "Not funny? Well, err, pithy I suppose". *smack*

This might just combine the NZ liking of Retro stuff and pure trance.....!

While this is certainly funny, I found this a bit too near the knuckle for my liking