Recent content by Ian

The Nick Clegg story! (NSFW)

An old favourite Very rude

Working for BA, I got quite sentimental when the last Concordes flew. My wife to me: It's just a lump of metal Me to wifey: So was your engagement ring

These are brilliant. My wife is Dutch and language is a large part of our humour. I actually invented a Dutch joke: Man goes into a pharmacy with a cough, says "Have you any menthol" Pharmacist says "Yeah sure. You have a cough?" Man: "Ja CRAKKKKKKH" (My idea was: Means Yeah right, as well as...

The first one reminded me of this - same bass line

Me: There's a dying man in our garden, I think he was stabbed. Police: (deafening silence) Me: There's a dying (insert racial or homophobic slur here) in our garden, I think he was stabbed. Police: Would be around to arrest me before I disconnected the call

I interpreted it more as general stupidity

That made me think of the Basil Fawlty response: "Not funny? Well, err, pithy I suppose". *smack*

This might just combine the NZ liking of Retro stuff and pure trance.....!

While this is certainly funny, I found this a bit too near the knuckle for my liking

..... and seconds before he took the bullet, he was answering a question on gun law

Happy to oblige!

Good man, yes it does end suddenly. I looked for other versions on YT but only found one where the melody segues into a beat for several minutes, so I prefer the version I posted

Nice - like an Ibiza Sept 90s wind down track. @Retro Here'e the banger I was talking about

I wouldn't mind so much if the drinks weren't ridiculously priced in the first place. Anyway as it's optional, you can opt out.