Now, a lot of bad things have happened in the world during my time on it, such as widespread corruption, injustice, murders and wars like the terrible one in Ukraine right now, but nothing on this level, nowhere near: McDonald's have put up the price of their cheeseburger by 20 pence! I'm in a total rage!!! Apoplectic in fact. :mad: It's going up from 99p to £1.19 soon. To rub salt into the wound, other items are going up in price, too. Shocking. Priorities with the world are all wrong when this happens; we must rise up as one and do something about it!
I'm so angry in fact, that I've decided to go on a one man riot at my local McDonald's. There, I will strike fear, so much fear* in fact, that they will have no choice but to reduce the...