Alex Jones has a new mustache

[Hitcore]

It attracts women. (his words)



Say something nice about it.

 

[Retro]

Does it remind me of someone who's name is 6 letters, begins with H and ends with R, perhaps? Can't quite figure it out. I'm wracking my brain here, help me out.

 

[Hitcore]

You are probably thinking of John Lee Hooker!! What a legendary blues artist!


(Though his mustache was more of a stripe rather than a brush)

 

[live627]

Just go all the way and grow a full beard. Most men, especially when bald, look better with beards IMO.

 

[Hitcore]

As a bald man with a full beard: I wholeheartedly agree, @live627 .

@Tiffany & @AllThingsTech how do you ladies like Alex Jones' paintbrush mustache (of an Austrian painter)? Feeling an intense attraction yet?

 

[Retro]

You are probably thinking of John Lee Hooker!! What a legendary blues art

No, no, it was someone who lived in the 1940s and got into the history books and wasn't very nice. Now just who could that be? Still wracking brain...

 

[Hitcore]

Ah! Then I know exactly who you mean!
It

 

[Retro]

Mr Hilter, yes that's it! Nice one.

 

[Tiffany]

Just gonna say yuck on that mustache... no super yuck! No one should ever sport that style of mustache, like ever!

 

[Hitcore]

Thank you for your honest feedback, @Tiffany !
What kind of woman do you think it would take to dig the fashio-mustashio?
(asking for a friend)

 

[Retro]

@Tiffany I'll second that. Would be a controversial conspiracy theorist troublemaker to try this, wouldn't it?

 

[Tiffany]

What kind of woman do you think it would take to dig the fashio-mustashio?
(asking for a friend)

I don't want to offend your friend, but what comes to mind first is maybe the same kind of person that fantasizes over Luigi Mangione; a cold blooded killer. For me, the "Mr. Hitler" mustache is exclusive to his persona just like Luigi's eyebrows.