Hello, Retro. You may know me as Hitcore, who makes music videos, but that is a mere hobby to escape from the madness that is Hollywood. Behind it is I, Brad Pitt. That's right, THE Brad Pitt.
And I just wanted to tell you, Retro, that I have been enjoying your forum a lot. So much so, that I would like to buy it. It will be for a handsome sum, as I can see and appreciate the amount of work you have put in it. You'll have to think six digits here.
But before that can happen, there are some legal fees on your end that you'll need to pay first. It's only a formality, you'll get that back many times over. So if you would be so kind to transfer $ 20,000 (£ 15,000) that would be very helpful.
Best regards,
Brad Pitt.