Arantor
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Best news all week. (Door)Matt Hancock, former health secretary, confirmed lockdown breaker, is set to appear on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.
This means three things.
Firstly, ITV are going to make a small fortune out of this, because the number of people that are going to phone up to nominate Matt for all the icky trials is going to be reasonably high.
Secondly, he has had the whip withdrawn as a slap on the wrist for absconding from his duties. This isn't even the first time an MP has had the whip withdrawn for appearing on a TV show. This isn't even the first time an MP had the whip withdrawn for appearing on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! That's right! It's happened before! And you know who the lucky genius was? NADINE DORRIES! And she too had the whip withdrawn. (Door)Matt is claiming that he's 'getting the message' in front of the millions of people who watch IACGMOOH but it's clearly because Rishi utterly snubbed him on winning the PM role (seriously, watch the video, all the folks before and after Matt in the crowd get handshakes or hugs, but Rishi utterly ignores him), but I think (Door)Matt sees this as a route back to relevance. After all, it worked for Nads.
Thirdly, no-one is raising hell that Boris, while also being a sitting MP, went off on three holidays so far this year, outside of recess, and no-one is complaining that he isn't representing his constituents, which is the main (although really a deflection) argument against (Door)Matt.
This means three things.
Firstly, ITV are going to make a small fortune out of this, because the number of people that are going to phone up to nominate Matt for all the icky trials is going to be reasonably high.
Secondly, he has had the whip withdrawn as a slap on the wrist for absconding from his duties. This isn't even the first time an MP has had the whip withdrawn for appearing on a TV show. This isn't even the first time an MP had the whip withdrawn for appearing on I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! That's right! It's happened before! And you know who the lucky genius was? NADINE DORRIES! And she too had the whip withdrawn. (Door)Matt is claiming that he's 'getting the message' in front of the millions of people who watch IACGMOOH but it's clearly because Rishi utterly snubbed him on winning the PM role (seriously, watch the video, all the folks before and after Matt in the crowd get handshakes or hugs, but Rishi utterly ignores him), but I think (Door)Matt sees this as a route back to relevance. After all, it worked for Nads.
Thirdly, no-one is raising hell that Boris, while also being a sitting MP, went off on three holidays so far this year, outside of recess, and no-one is complaining that he isn't representing his constituents, which is the main (although really a deflection) argument against (Door)Matt.