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Post anything funny here that you've seen around the web.

Product longevity: My old broom still works well after 25 years. Only had 17 new heads and 12 new handles.
 

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I laughed hard
 

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That's just mean. Let animals enjoy their ignorant bliss. Didn't like the bit where they were pleased that they'd stressed it out.

Or is this all a spoof?
 

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Well, it’s from The Onion so one would assume satire by default but in this new reality where up is down and nothing makes sense, I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion starts pivoting into actual news so insane you’d never believe it except that’s the rub, it’s actually true.
 

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The Onion, 100% spoof then and a pretty good one.

I used to read that website a lot until it went behind a paywall. Same with The Daily Mash. Big shame.
 

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Sometimes they predict the future. They had an article during the previous US president about the nuclear briefcase going missing, and it was in the Mur-A-Lago.
 

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Providing further insight into modern eating habits, a study published Monday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University found that a majority of Americans no longer bother to unwrap their hamburgers before eating them...

In comparison to a similar survey conducted in 1973, modern hamburger eaters were six times more likely to engage in the practice, claiming that the paper “would only slow [them] down.” “A quarter of those who dove right into the burger, paper and all, never seemed to notice the wrapper was even there."
 

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Just for fun, At Least the 2 lands aint enemies per se lol.

(i could post something serious that is actually going on in this land but will refrain from it here)
 

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We know that the Ashes series is going on in England and it's various counties at the moment.
The media over here in Australia have been calling the English cricketers cry babies.
All because of their whinging about how they lost the game.

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Now there's apparently somebody spreading some AFL players nude pics around the place.
so it's causing a bit of an uproar on bigfooty and online!
 

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This one is a bit risky and funny all in one.
Bloke is funny but it's kind of NSFW type of thing
 
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