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[Tiffany]

I don't know if comedian's count for this thread, but we like Sebastian Maniscalco. He's a true Italian from New Jersey and he plays on his Italian heritage perfectly in his comic routines. This is a very short excerpt from a longer performance. He rarely swears, so there's an f-bomb in the beginning.

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[eidairman1]

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Yup thats the problem today, not enough punishment

 

[aussiefooty]

Why some guys let their sisters punch them in the nuts

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I remember our dog used to sometimes let one go rather noisily when he was lying down, then lift his head towards his butt all perplexed, clearly wondering what the hell just happened. It was so funny, lol.

And then the smell started...

 

[aussiefooty]

I remember our dog used to sometimes let one go rather noisily when he was lying down, then lift his head towards his butt all perplexed, clearly wondering what the hell just happened. It was so funny, lol.

And then the smell started...

Rajah does the sniff test of his bum when he farts.

 

[aussiefooty]

from the far side fb page

 

[Retro]

That one took a moment, lol. Great gag.

 

[Retro]

Not a funny in the sense of laughing, but some of these old words do sound ridiculous, like balderdash.

Which is your favourite?

 

[aussiefooty]

Not a funny in the sense of laughing, but some of these old words do sound ridiculous, like balderdash.

Which is your favourite?

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These are aussie slang words!

 

[aussiefooty]

From a show called Hey Hey it's saturday

Ultimate Pranks! Gavin Wood vs Krystal | Batman vs The Joker? Tom vs Jerry? Nup. Gavin vs Krystal is the greatest rivalry of all time! | By Hey Hey It's Saturday | Facebook

Batman vs The Joker? Tom vs Jerry? Nup. Gavin vs Krystal is the greatest rivalry of all time!

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some pranks oh and it's only on facebook

 

[aussiefooty]

Another one from the farside cartoons

 

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[Retro]

Tonight’s Crystal Palace v Tottenham Hotspur game for those who missed the Sky Sports interview with a clueless 12 year old boy.

Sky: What do you think of Tottenham?
Kid: They’re rubbish!!
Sky: But they’re top of the league!
Kid: So what?

You can’t fix this level of stoopid.

 

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That'll be right around now then, sigh.

 

[Tiffany]

Totally get Smonday

 

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[Tiffany]

Gamer Logic describes every gamer I know.

 

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Hail mighty feline warrior, apex predator!

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[Tiffany]

OMG....didn't expect that!

 

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Here's a couple of stand up comedy gems by Bob Newhart from around 60 years ago. We can blame @Geffers for sending me these.

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For this one, feminists look away now!

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@TheURL a little birdie tells me you'll like these.

 

[Mars]

Must say I find it so annoying that they stopped the video just when he rat bit the cat?
You wonder if the whole thing is true; probably is, but unfortunately, the days when you could believe your eyes, are now gone.

 

[Geffers]

Bob Newhart was very funny, there are a number of his stand up routines on YouTube

Geffers